Canuck's Enough Special Edition (after Adam accidentally deleted the first draft)
"Hey, Adam, let's go out for lunch!" Exclaimed Pat. "Ok! But where?" Questioned Adam. "To Canada!" Re-Exclaimed Pat.
So the boys left on their great odessey to the greater north!
Their journey was fraught with Dr Pepper!
The boys entered the lands of the ODOTians traveling upon the road called Seventyone.
A seemingly poor folk, the ODOTians believed in taxing the travelers hi fees for journeying upon some of their roads.
Adam and Pat discovered why the ODOTians must be paid for their roads. Clearly all their money had been sunk into a strange religion centered around Commodore Perry Destroyer of the Japanese Culture!
I mean, look at that cathedral!
Vaulted ceilings and everything!
Our heroes continued once more on the roads of the ODOTians on 75, 4 better than that first ODOTian road.
The boys left the land of the ODOTians and entered a place the locals called Mich-i-gan.
Mi-chig-an was an ancient land wherein the people still lived in log cabins!
But, lo! There was one good thing about Mic-hi-gan: really cheap diesel fuel!
The boys left Michig-an and passed over the Ambassors Bridge between the two great lands!
But before they could enter they had to answer the questions of the Grand Iquisitor! "Why are you entering our great land of Canada today?" Inquised the Inquisitor, "Lunch." Aswered the boys. "And how long will you be staying in Canada?" Further inquised the Inquisitor. "About an hour." Further answered the boys. "You may enter our land." Unenquised the now poorly named Inquisitor.
The boys first objective was to retrieve some local currency.
The Canadians seemed to worship an old woman.
Pat attempted to decipher the local signage: "There are no P's in Canada? What does that mean?" Wondered Pat.
Meanwhile, Adam called some friends: "Hello, friend, where are you? NOT IN CANADA THAT'S WHERE! I know because I am there and do not see you!"
Pat was further confused by the signs, making the obligatory observation: "That's like 100 million American, isn't it?"
Then the boys arrived at what they could only assume to be CanaDisney!
Pat decided that even the locals had no idea what their signs mean.
Fortunately the boys arrived at their destination: Not Applebee's!
Pat waited anxiously for his food.
Adam also waited anxiously for his food.
Then it arrived! Pat enjoyed the delicious Canadian delicacy Putin!
Adam discovered why the United States doesn't import Canadian beef: It's absolutely delicious!
The boys washed their meal down with a tall pitcher of Molson Canadian Water.
The boys met Mark and his management friend. Mark and his friend did not understand the boys' quest, but were willing to help in anyway possible.
Pat took a picture as proof that the quest was complete. Adam did not understand. Having completed the quest, our heroes left!
But first some light tax free consumerism!
The trip back was much like the trip there but in reverse!
The boys once again left the lands of M-i-ch-iga-n and reentered the lands of the ODOTians.
The journey continued to be much like before but in reverse!
The journey home took a quick detour as the boys stopped at The Rutherford B. Hayes Museum of Natural History and Memorial Wax Museum of Science and Industry and Comic Odyssey.
Conquering their sidetrip, the boys continued on their journey much like before but in reverse.
Finally our heroes made it home, from the best lunch break ever.