When your girlfriend disappears mysteriously of course you just try to have sex with her best friend.

Michelangelo Antonioni produced a film more obtuse than his last name. His L'Avventura (1960) left Pat and I struggling for words to even describe how frustrated we were with its lack of plot, characterization, or just about anything else. We just don't understand it.

Hear us not understand it on this week's Lost in Criterion.